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My 1st impressions of Mumbai had been gained by driving from the airport to the hotel in the dark - not a excellent deal of impression at all. So I had to wait till morning to get my 1st glimpse of the Indian sub-continent.  Throwing the curtains open once the sun had risen, I was greeted with a lush, green landscape, manicured front lawns and the misty mystique of the distant hills, typical of many British Tv period dramas set in this ex-colony. It was time to go and explore!

Checking with the concierge about the state of the weather, he informed me that all roads had been open and that they didn't expect the weather to be as bad as Saturday. Liar!!! But taking him on his word, I climbed into a taxi, negotiated a fee of 1300 Rupees ($30) for the whole day and proceeded to point at various pictures in my Mumbai City Guide of places I wished to have a look at, as way of communication with Sant Singh, my taxi driver.

Shortly just after leaving the hotel, the monsoon place on a demonstration of its electrical power. The sum of water is unbelievable and as one particular wry commentator stated in the newspaper, when it rains "all the things in Mumbai goes down the drain except the water". And it is so real.  It does not consider prolonged for this city, which sits at sea degree, to commence to fill up.  Quickly we had been driving by foot higher flooded roads, massive pot-holes and, at times, no road at all - it had merely been swept away - two sections of "motorway" separated by a stretch of rubble, mud and randomly strewn boulders and rocks. It was a genuine obstacle course. And the most amazing thing is that no one particular really seems to consider any notice.

The drive from my hotel to the center of Mumbai is about 25 miles and, this being a Sunday, the journey took about 45-minutes.  I was lucky - on a weekday the same trip, I have been told, takes among three and four hours! So targeted traffic was light right now. Driving by the outskirts of Mumbai, one particular begins to really feel the oppressive size of this city filled with 20 million men and women.  And with a great shortage of housing, each and every offered area is taken up with ramshackle, improvised and, actually, thrown with each other dwellings.  In which there are apartment buildings, they are constructed so near with each other that window mounted air conditioning units just about touch in the void among one particular setting up and the upcoming. Piles of refuse litter the roadside, coming to daily life with stray canines, scavenging birds and the odd man or woman, seemingly wanting for any reusable scrap. And then I saw my 1st cow.

These are not the rather painted ones that seem magically in Boston and London just about every summer season, but genuine, reside, wild beasts.  I have normally regarded that the cow is a sacred animal in India and have normally viewed pictures of lazy bovines sauntering by crowded streets.  But nothing at all prepares you for the real sight of these massive creatures lying, standing or walking around the congested road system of a large metropolitan city. Many of them look ill, some even look dead but most just stand there, bewildered and seemingly in a perpetual state of confusion, possibly wondering how the hell they got there in the 1st place. I am not sure who feeds these animals or if they merely have to forage in the filth like all the things else, but for all the deification of these poor creatures, they really do not look at all cared for - a very sad spectacle.

Driving into Colaba, the financial and tourist heart of Mumbai, the rain began to get even worse (if that was possible) so I cancelled my plans to have a look at the 1st photo I had pointed at (the ornate train station) and revised my itinerary by pointing at one other image - the Prince of Wales Museum. Climbing out of the motor vehicle I was promptly drenched in a warm, sticky and not all that unpleasant deluge of treacle like rain.

In the same manner as a Brit abroad speaks English just a very little bit louder in order to be understood by a foreigner, so the architecture in this lost British empire seems to represent a false grandeur of what the British aristocracy deemed acceptable for a conquered nation.  Drawing on 17th century Arabic and Asian models, "Indian" buildings erected by men and women named Steven and George end up a caricature of a previous beauty, with all influences from these less complicated eras garishly mixed into one particular  [ http://www.mahiram.com/event/5047/  watch pretty little liars season 2 online free]  uniquely colonial form. The museum I was entering was no exception.  With turrets and golden domes, gothic outcrops and sophisticated Arabic arches, this museum housed some stunning sculptures and paintings from antiquity of various gods such as Siva, Bhrama and the gentle, pot-bellied Ganesh. On the other hand, just after about an hour, hearing the rain cease I curtailed my indoor tour and determined to head outdoors though I nevertheless could.

Up coming cease was the Gateway of India - a massive archway comprehensive in 1924, to commemorate the have a look at of King George V and Queen Mary. A significant stone edifice, anachronistically positioned in the middle of certainly nowhere, it just about produced me really feel like breaking into patriotic song with a rendition of "Rule Britannia, Britannia Guidelines the Waves!"  But I didn't. And anyway, I was being accosted by sufficient men and women at the time to threat drawing even additional consideration to myself.  Though the place was packed, I appeared to be the only non-Indian there, so I was an uncomplicated mark.  I was photographed, prayed for, sold balloons to, made available each and every form of useful snack imaginable and am sure at one particular stage, I was even worshipped - all of course in the expectant return of money. Fighting my way by this developing entourage, I took some snap shots and fled, possessing been fleeced of only a couple of dollars.

Walking in the direction of a handicraft marketplace, a neighborhood stopped me and pointed strangely at my head.  Getting a smart and knowledgeable traveler, I ignored him, quickened my pace and moved on.  He shouted out some words to the effect that there was one thing about my man or woman he wished to get rid of.  I kept walking.  About 15 minutes later, in a crowded street, a second stranger appeared to reenact this odd behavior and, similarly, I ignored him, physically possessing to push my way onwards.  Walking by any marketplace like this calls for the skill to actually battle your way by the limitless stream of stall owners vying for your consideration. On the other hand, it was when a 3rd man or woman stopped me in a quiet side street a superior half-hour later and merely stated that there was one thing in my ear, that I began to consider notice of possibly what men and women had been making an attempt to inform me.

I place my hand to my ear but could really feel nothing at all. "In which?" I asked.  He pointed in the direction of my ear once yet again.  Feeling around I nevertheless could not find anything at all uncommon and possessing viewed in all probability the greatest cockroach in the historical past of the globe the evening ahead of, I all of a sudden had an irrational concern containing eggs and larvae and all points science fiction. Approaching me, this teenager mentioned in passable English that he would get rid of it for me and then proceeded to dig one thing out of my ear working with a smaller tooth choose like gadget. Triumphantly, he showed me the finish of the toothpick, which now had a massive glob of sticky wax-like gloop on the finish of it. Smearing this on his finger he proceeded to dissect the yucky substance till he dug out a smaller stone. All of a sudden, the plot of each and every horror movie ran by my thoughts with aliens bursting from my belly and worms exiting each and every orifice. "What's it from?" I asked. "Sand," he mentioned, ahead of diving into my other ear to retrieve additional of the invasive materials. I couldn't think what was taking place due to the fact I have under no circumstances had any ear complications in my daily life and essentially make it a point, working with a cotton bud, to clean my ears each and every morning. So this exceptionally speedy make-up of gunk was, certainly, alarming.

Then my superior Samaritan opened his very little shoulder pack and took out some tissue and cotton wool and made available, though retrieving a bottle from his bag, to place some drops in my ear to clear the challenge up once and for all. I promptly imagined that it was exceptionally fortuitous that he need to conveniently be carrying around a box of tissues, a packet of cotton wool and the essential medicine. I declined forcefully!

Due to tiredness or what ever, I didn't really look to place with each other the myriad of clues as to wherever this was all going. On the other hand, it was when he asked for 900 Rupees for the remedy that I all of a sudden recognized that the whole thing was an elaborate, intricate and completely planned scam (of which all the other strangers had been similarly making an attempt to spring on me). By way of slight of hand, he had the wax ready on the finish of the toothpick and like the popular magic trick of generating a coin seem from behind your ear, had me at the reveal. I gave him ten Rupees for a trick effectively executed (and to make him go away) and left feeling angry with myself for falling for the oldest scam in the guide! The whole episode took about three minutes and was sublimely surreal. It was time for lunch.